This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
Apparently, according to the cosmic rulebook, assholes have discovered the secret to immortality. Forget about the fountain of youth or magical potions – it turns out, all you need is a questionable personality and a talent for irritating everyone around you. So, congratulations to all the eternal jerks out there; you've cracked the code to living forever. The rest of us will just be over here, trying not to roll our eyes into the next dimension."
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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish,
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand-wash only
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!